Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Schemes



My apartment has turned into a craft supply store. I'm my own sweat shop worker, except that I have no guarantee that 20 cents is coming my way for every hour spent. Does anyone know how to get into house sitting? Seeing as I'm jobless, verging on homeless, and enjoy pool-side lounging in the Hollywood Hills, I figure this is the ideal occupation for me. Other prospects include (but are not limited to) entrepreneurship, transcription, "normal person" modeling, bailing out and moving in with my parents, finding a sugar daddy, and hoboing.

4 comments:

bethany toews said...

all great options, but my vote would be for you to craft it up. you're so talented, you're bound to keep the dream alive AND stay off the streets doing what you love. keep the faith!

becky gordon said...

Oh and www.etsy.com is a site that you may want to check out, if you haven't already. I am thinking about joining- its for hand made goods!

becky gordon said...
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heidi said...

girl, you know it! whereisheidi.etsty.com