Thursday, November 20, 2008

Dog Whispering

Cesar Milan is my doggy Jesus. I worship him. This is Marlon Bianchi. He used to pull his leash on his walks, puppy bite in excitement, and jump all over other dogs. Now he walks by my side, licks instead of biting, sits when he sees other dogs, is my furry alarm clock, buys me beer, does the dishes, waters the plants, and tells me I'm beautiful.

Saturday, November 15, 2008


Just one more reason to love him.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008


My apartment has turned into a craft supply store. I'm my own sweat shop worker, except that I have no guarantee that 20 cents is coming my way for every hour spent. Does anyone know how to get into house sitting? Seeing as I'm jobless, verging on homeless, and enjoy pool-side lounging in the Hollywood Hills, I figure this is the ideal occupation for me. Other prospects include (but are not limited to) entrepreneurship, transcription, "normal person" modeling, bailing out and moving in with my parents, finding a sugar daddy, and hoboing.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Lovely LA

Don't fool yourself. Someday you may very well wake up on a friend's couch, then brew some tea and snuggle back up under your covers to read comparisons on your life and the life of an alcoholic. It can happen to the best of us. On the up side, you may then find yourself on a bike ride through the city, observing the local art scene, and eventually having a conversation with the owner of one of the most amazing homes you have ever seen. If you don't already have friends that will hang out with you through all of the above, you have a new priority.


My favorite sign of the night:
When do
WE get to vote on YOUR marriage?

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Oh, Bama

"This is our time - to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth - that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we cant, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes We Can." - Barack Obama, United States President Elect

"Ciao Heidi, I'm happy for your new president. America give a lesson to the old world." - Stefano De Matteis, Italy

Saturday, November 1, 2008