Sunday, December 28, 2008

Break Up LA

Yes, Los Angeles, I broke up with you. You were really really cold to me, you demanded too much of my money, you left me with no place to live, and so I decided to leave you. But lately—as is to be expected—all I've seen is your good side. Good friends, good food, good times. We've had a great couple of weeks together. You've really started to warm up and remind me why I loved you. Mostly, it's these beautiful people you contain. I'm really going to miss them. A lot. A LOT. Los Angeles, just keep trying to convince me that a "break" is all we need, and that you're much better than Portland or San Francisco... it's working.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Hot Toddy

1 bone child
1 bone chomper
2 guinea pigs
2 awkward santas
3 vegetarian shepherds pies
6 friends
8 tiny bites of candy cane
20 tiny bites from marlon
40 tiny hot toddys

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Oregon Trail

Things I hope to learn in Oregon:

What the hell I'm doing in Oregon
How to tile a bathroom
How to install a hardwood floor
What it's like to care for an entire house
How to grow a plant without killing it
The true meaning of the term "beer-o"
Where to get the best rain coat
How to cook like my parents
That friends stay friends despite location

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Stop Thief!

Dear Diary,
Tonight JR let me win 3 games of slamwich in a row. I thought that was real nice of him. Goodnight!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I Heart Marlon

Jess sent me this today. Love is...

A Good Laugh, In All Seriousness

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